Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

aik pathan nanga ulta leta howa tha
aik admi aya aur us ki pichware par tabla bajanay laga
thodi der bad pathan sedha ho gaya
aur bola
chal ab basuri baja

Daalne laga mein cheekhne lagi wo
Hua dard itna k seh na ski wo
Takleef hui itni boli baher nikalo
Khuda k wastey hath me aur churian mat dalo.

Girl: O Bhai Jaan! Zara side pe hona
Boy: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse kyu karti ho?
Ya to 'BHAI' bolo
Ya phr "JAAN" kaho

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa REPLY!!!!!!!!!!

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!