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JOKES .................PRASHANT's FUN warning NOT FOR GIRLS
parshantDate: Sunday, 03/Jan/2010, 0:17:39 AM | Message # 1
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Ek aadmi ne idhar udhar dekha. Koi nahi tha. Usne darwaja khola aur andar chala gaya. Andar dekha to bhi uske alawa koi nahi tha. Woh akeli thi. Usne aaram se apna nikala aur haath mein pakad kar uske andar daal diya. Phir idhar udhar ungliyan chalaane lagaa. Complete room mein puch - puch ki awaaz goonjne lagi.
Thori der ke baad sab shaant ho gaya.Aadmi ne haath badha kar apna nikala aur
...
...
paise ginta hua ATM se bahar chala gaya.

happy

for my frd MITHU SAHA

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

happy

happy smile

FOR mithu
aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,
Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.

smile

dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

smile

mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki khol k soya karo,
takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya karo.
smile

Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
rab se bas ek dua hai ki...
mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.

smile smile smile smile smile smile smile

 
MithuDate: Sunday, 03/Jan/2010, 12:06:05 PM | Message # 2
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FOR mithu
aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,
Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.

Tu Kabhi Nahi Sudrega............ bash

Lakin Ek Baat To Manna Hi Padega Tera Sab Topic Bahut achaa Hai "Thank You".


Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna
 
DJhotDate: Tuesday, 05/Jan/2010, 1:34:41 PM | Message # 3
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for my frd MITHU SAHA

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

happy happy happy happy happy

Added (05/Jan/2010, 1:34:41 Pm)
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FOR mithu
aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,
Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.

wah dost ho to aisa wink

 
KrisnaagarwalDate: Sunday, 10/Jan/2010, 2:22:03 PM | Message # 4
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biggrin :D biggrin smile :) smile

Message edited by Krisnaagarwal - Sunday, 10/Jan/2010, 2:23:47 PM
 
SimuDate: Tuesday, 12/Jan/2010, 11:53:33 PM | Message # 5
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wacko
 
HimelDate: Saturday, 23/Jan/2010, 5:15:34 PM | Message # 6
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Quote (parshant)
FOR mithu
aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Kuda kare Dosti hamari itni gahari ho,
Baap tu bane aur mehnat meri ho.


happy happy happy

 
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